Join the Church of Dermotology

On Wednesday 20 May 2009, speaking at a parliamentary Justice Committee debating his new blasphemy law, Dermot Ahern joked that people were making blasphemous comments about him, and he compared his own purity to that of the baby Jesus.

In response, on Monday 25 May 2009, at a crowded public meeting in Wynns Hotel in Dublin, campaigners against the blasphemy law have founded the Church of Dermotology, to worship Dermot Ahern and his proposed blasphemy law.

Please join at the Church’s Facebook Group Page and our Facebook Fan Page. Please also invite all of your friends to join what will surely become the world’s fastest-growing religion.

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Michael Nugent

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    Michael Nugent May 26, 2009

    These are the main tenets of the Church of Dermotology:

    We believe God sent Dermot Ahern to save Ireland from rational thinking.
    Our sacred symbol is the Star of Dermot.

    Our sacred beliefs are quite similar to those of other religions.
    We believe ice cream wafers are literally the body of Dermot Ahern.
    We believe Dermot Ahern created the universe on Wed 20 may 2009.
    We’re sometimes not sure whether Dermot Ahern really exists.
    We believe it is blasphemous to publish an image of Dermot Ahern.
    We refuse to gather sticks on the Sabbath, which is Wednesday.
    We wear magic underpants that protect us from fire and bullets.

    We are outraged whenever anybody insults our sacred beliefs.
    We fervently support Dermot Ahern’s proposed blasphemy law.
    If it is passed, we will be regularly outraged, and will take test cases.

    Like Scientologists, Dermotologists offer a free personality test.
    Question one: are you vulnerable? Question two: have you money?
    If you answer yes to either of these questions, you’re in.

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    Michael Nugent May 26, 2009

    The official hierarchy of the Church of Dermatology has been revealed.

    Servus Servorum Dermoti
    Servant of the Servants of Dermot. Administrators of the affairs of the church.

    Verus Dermotus
    True Dermot. Real name is Dermot. Has divine wisdom. Respect him.

    Vox Dermoti
    Voice of Dermot. Evangelical clerics. Let us know if Dermot has called you.

    Agnus Dermoti
    Lamb of Dermot. Lay members. No duties, but often outraged by blasphemies.

    Pasta Nuncio
    Ecumenical representatives of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

    Only the Church of Dermotology can save you from blasphemy.

    Join today at our Facebook Group.

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